for my global lit class we are having a metaphor simile conteest. i suck at this shit..but i know tumblr is like overflowing with creative people so would y’all help me out???…..a metaphor or simile for each of the following:

February of senior year is……

Winter in Chicago is…….

give me your best and most inventive responses!

this is all because we are reading The God of Small Things which has some pretty great metaphors and similes…that i can’t use. poop.