to any of you poets/figurative linguists…help?

for my global lit class we are having a metaphor simile conteest. i suck at this shit..but i know tumblr is like overflowing with creative people so would y’all help me out???…..a metaphor or simile for each of the following:

February of senior year is……

Winter in Chicago is…….

give me your best and most inventive responses!

this is all because we are reading The God of Small Things which has some pretty great metaphors and similes…that i can’t use. poop.

Tempo run on ice.

Today coach decided to switch workouts, so we ended up doing our tempo today instead of a recovery run. I wanted to go with the beginner group because, let’s face it, I am not the fastest girl in the world. But instead, he looked at my mileage and literally dragged me out of the beginner group to the advanced varsity workout. We did 3 x 5:00 at a park covered in ice which made it difficult to stay with the pack- I am not the most graceful person. But, i finished the workout, coach talked to me after practice about how much I have improved. Oh and did I mention 178 miles on my own in the past 5 weeks? bitchin.

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